You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"