You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind

No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.

Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.