It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!
Jerry SeinfeldWomen go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
Jerry SeinfeldOnce you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
Jerry SeinfeldIf you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Jerry SeinfeldThe Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. โCome on, buddy, letโs go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, heโs got a spoon. Back off, Iโve got the toe clippers right here.
Jerry Seinfeld