Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band on the back of that mask? That was a quality item there, wasn't it? That was good for about 10 seconds before it snapped out of that cheap little staple they put it in there with.

This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know we don't want to read? That's why we're watching TV.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.