It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!

People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.

You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door; the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, He's back. It's that guy, that same guy. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. Another can of food? I don't believe it.

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.