I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?

Men want to make women happy.