I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face and they know what you mean, so you can get away with certain things. But if you can't create that look on an animated character, which is essentially a puppet, the line will hit the audience in a very bad way.

Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.