My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!