My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry SeinfeldThere's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.
Jerry SeinfeldThe less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.
Jerry SeinfeldI had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in. Ever heard of this interior design principle, that a mirror makes it seem like you have an entire other room? What kind of jerk walks up to a mirror and goes, Hey look, there's a whole other room in there. There's a guy that looks just like me in there.
Jerry Seinfeld