That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it.... I think that the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.