That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.

The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything — social, energy, don't know what to do next, don't know how to start my day, don't know how to get through this afternoon, don't know how to stay alert. We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks.