I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on TV just sliding off the front of the sofa, with potato chip crumbs all over their shirt.

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.