Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.
Jerry SeinfeldEvery day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me.
Jerry SeinfeldI am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
Jerry SeinfeldMagazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
Jerry Seinfeld