There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.
I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, "Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away."
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.
You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'