Cremation has become the most popular form of burial in the United States... People used to want a big, thick granite stone, their names carved into with a chisel. I was here dammit! Cremation is like you're trying to cover up a crime. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes around. As far as anyone's concerned this whole thing never happened.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can happen is you get asked again to host an awards show.