I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!

Children are for people who can't have dogs.