A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.
Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.
Children are for people who can't have dogs.
Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.