The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.
I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
We are even better looking on the small screen
It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.