Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

We are even better looking on the small screen