Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
We are even better looking on the small screen
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.