When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.
Jesse VenturaI never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good.
Jesse VenturaI would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.
Jesse VenturaI wish everyone in this country could magically leave the country for six months and view the United States from the outside for six months, and I think you'd see a new perspective to the people of this country.
Jesse Ventura