In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.

New York is where you go to catch a big fish.

There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.