There's no point in living in an alternate reality.
If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it.
Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.
New York is where you go to catch a big fish.
I don't want the IRS banging down my door.
In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.