Jessica Cutler Quotes

Normal people have sex lives of their own to worry about.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.

There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way.

I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I don't know why anyone would want to be famous. I can't imagine what need that would fill.

If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it.

I have a 'glamour job' on the Hill. That is, I could not care less about gov or politics, but working for a Senator looks good on my resume. And these marble hallways are such great places for meeting boys and showing off my outfits.

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.

Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.

New York is where you go to catch a big fish.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.