There's no point in living in an alternate reality.
If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it.
I don't want the IRS banging down my door.
If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way.
If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.
Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.