Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.

In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.

If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I don't know why anyone would want to be famous. I can't imagine what need that would fill.