If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

Normal people have sex lives of their own to worry about.

There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

I have a 'glamour job' on the Hill. That is, I could not care less about gov or politics, but working for a Senator looks good on my resume. And these marble hallways are such great places for meeting boys and showing off my outfits.

Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.