I have a 'glamour job' on the Hill. That is, I could not care less about gov or politics, but working for a Senator looks good on my resume. And these marble hallways are such great places for meeting boys and showing off my outfits.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way.