If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I don't know why anyone would want to be famous. I can't imagine what need that would fill.

Normal people have sex lives of their own to worry about.

Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.