Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.

I have a 'glamour job' on the Hill. That is, I could not care less about gov or politics, but working for a Senator looks good on my resume. And these marble hallways are such great places for meeting boys and showing off my outfits.

There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.