Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.

You change with the guys you date.

I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.