Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.

People use music as a utensil to better themselves.

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.

I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.