Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.

It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.

I definitely don't Google my name.

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!