Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.

Life is a series of random collisions.

To live intensely is a basic human necessity.

We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life.

That's really what the mall is all about: money. At the mall the rule is: Credito, ergo sum - I shop, therefore I am.

Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up.

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.