Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.

We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

As you go through life, you learn many lessons. Unfortunately these lessons only apply to the specific instances in which you learned them. Therefore you can expect to make horrible mistakes no matter how long you live.

We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life.

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.