Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.

Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.

Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.