You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.

Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with style.

On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. For freaking Cain.

Last year in the U.S. alone more than nine hundred thousand people were reported missing and not found... That's out of three hundred million, total population. That breaks down to about one person in three hundred and twenty-five vanishing. Every year.... Maybe it's a coincidence, but it's almost the same loss ratio experienced by herd animals on the African savannah to large predators.

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.