I'm not always looking for the laugh. I'm not the guy who sits in and listens to conversations and wants to jump in with something hilarious every two seconds. I actually do listen to people.

I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

I think obsessions happen because you're trying to understand something or some urge.

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.

I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.