I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
When all else fails, look cute.
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts