In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.