The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.