Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
When all else fails, look cute.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.