Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

I never met a lasagna I didn't like