I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.