I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.