When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.