I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.