My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.