I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
When in doubt, pig out!
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
When all else fails, look cute.
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.