Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

When all else fails, look cute.

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield