Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.