Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

When in doubt, pig out!

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.