I never met a lasagna I didn't like

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

When all else fails, look cute.

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.