Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
When in doubt, pig out!
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.