It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like