It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.