You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.