Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.