I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

When all else fails, look cute.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.