When all else fails, look cute.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.