Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
When in doubt, pig out!
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.