Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
When in doubt, pig out!
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.