When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.