When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts