Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

When all else fails, look cute.

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.