Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.