Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.