I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
When in doubt, pig out!
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.