Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield