An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

When all else fails, look cute.

When in doubt, pig out!

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.