Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen