Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield