Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
When all else fails, look cute.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
When in doubt, pig out!
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts