It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.