Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.