Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.