How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.

I had some jokes that were dirty. And some of it is when I started making appearances on Conan and Letterman back in the late '90s, I think. You had to remove the curse words, or you couldn't do some of the more explicit jokes.

The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

Nursery schools and bars at 2 a.m. are the only places where it is completely normal if someone just spontaneously throws up on the floor...and just like a toddler, the bar patron wakes up the next day not remembering or caring how they behaved.

It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"

I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago.