I left the Midwest thinking I didn't fit in. But when I got to New York, I realized how truly Midwestern I was.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

I told my son, who's 11, "Look, I don't care if you curse - it's other people that care." So we tried that experiment, and he just cursed all the time. And I was like, "All right, now I care that you curse." You try to have this idealized view, and it's like, "I don't care." But it's just going to cause chaos.

Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.