Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and theyโre attractive, you think, โOh, theyโre nice,โ but if a strangerโs ugly, youโre like, โWhat do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.
Jim GaffiganMy wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.
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