I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

I had some jokes that were dirty. And some of it is when I started making appearances on Conan and Letterman back in the late '90s, I think. You had to remove the curse words, or you couldn't do some of the more explicit jokes.

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.