The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.

I'm not a foodie; I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.

Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.

I come from a very big family. Nine parents.

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.

The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.