If someone picks up one thing you've written, you want them to go, 'Wow, this is pretty good.'
Jim GaffiganYou ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.'
Jim GaffiganI usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.
Jim Gaffigan