The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

I would make sweet love to Don Rickles.